I wanted to save them.

“Oh what do they call the air corps now?” - Baba
“The air force… and I don’t think they have called it the air corps since…oh…after World War II.” - Me
“Ah…yes… the air force.” - Baba

“If you were floating in your piss, you would eventually die too.” - Harlan

“What is pansexual?” - Angella
“Pansexual, it means you will have sex with everything”- Sara
“Oh, I thought it was sex with kitchen utensils” - Angella

“Angella Mertz: SO MUCH BLOOD IN MY MOUTH FACE AREA”
“Angella Mertz: actually it is not at all visible.”
“Sara Rips: :-(“
“Sara Rips: hydrogen peroxide?”
“Angella Mertz: it just feels like i’m sucking on pennis.”
“Angella Mertz: pennies*”
“Angella Mertz: lol”

“Hannah when we’re married will you sing to me every night?” - Me
“Of course” - Hannah
“Hannah when we’re married will you blow me?” -Alex
“Uh….” - Hannah

“They talk about Duke as a great academic institution. My gosh, they can’t hold a candle to a dropout from Indiana.” - Bobby Knight

“She is driving the shit out of me.” - Kacy